Joke: A Ukrainian Man Goes Before Saint Peter:

Saint Peter asks 'Where were you born?'

The man thinks for a moment and says 'Austria-Hungary, Lemberg.'

'Where did you go to school?'

'Poland, Lwow.'

'Where were you married?'

'The Ukrainian S.S.R., Lviv.'

Surprised, Saint Peter asks 'Where was your first child born?'

'In the German Reich.'

'And where did you die?'

'At home in Lvov, in the Soviet Union.'

Astonished, Saint Peter shouts 'My, you moved around a lot!'

'What are you talking about? I never left the city!'